I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was
hey this one can’t run away
Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD
i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute
if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong
some girls change their bras daily?
How often are you supposed to change them? O_o
Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?
Wait some people only own one bra?
Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?
whats a bra
where am i
Who are you?
PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment
what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids
YEAH IT’S REALLY EMBARRASSING WHEN YOU GET EXORCISED IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him