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jesussbabymomma: my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:54:07 -0400

my dad turned off the light while i was still in the room did you forget who decides to put you in the nursing home or not

eriyu: telephone poles are actually pretty horrifying; you cut down a tree, skin it, and place it...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 22:53:24 -0400

eriyu:

telephone poles are actually pretty horrifying; you cut down a tree, skin it, and place it back among its brethren as a slave to technology, serving as a grim reminder of humanity’s tyranny

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:11:13 -0400

oomshi: seductively whispers in your ear what do you want from mcdonalds

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:07:04 -0400

oomshi:

*seductively whispers in your ear* what do you want from mcdonalds

"Water is the softest thing, yet it can penetrate mountains and earth. This shows clearly the..."

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:06:22 -0400

““Water is the softest thing, yet it can penetrate mountains and earth. This shows clearly the principle of softness overcoming hardness.””

- Lao Tzu (via larmoyante)

cloududart: sketchlynx: mister-sunny: people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty”...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 18:05:47 -0400

cloududart:

sketchlynx:

mister-sunny:

people are boycotting the Kraft commercials for the “Zesty” salad topping because it features a topless man in compromising situations.

people are boycotting it because it sexualizes a man.

people are boycotting a commercial that features one of the oldest marketing strategies because this time it’s a man being exploited.

more for me then

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:59:31 -0400

Period: You want cookies

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:59:15 -0400

Period: You want cookies
Period: You want to fuck
Period: You want to fuck while eating cookies.
Period: Let's be sad about trivial things, shall we?
Period: Kill them.
Period: Kill them too.
Period: Kill them and eat their cookies.
Period: Shhhh it's okay you'll feel better soon.
Period: HAHAHAHAHA NO YOU WON'T FUCK YOU.
Period: Whoops you dropped a spoon better cry

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:57:21 -0400

kerpufflepuff: Make this happen!

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:58:18 -0400

kerpufflepuff:

Make this happen!

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:46:57 -0400

insatiablefeelings: Abandoned Tumblr

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:43:14 -0400

insatiablefeelings:

Abandoned Tumblr

drive-ride-drive: I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:32:28 -0400

drive-ride-drive:

I was in a hospital today and I saw this cute guy with a cast on his leg and my first thought was

hey this one can’t run away

benedicts-doublechins: Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:30:37 -0400

benedicts-doublechins:

Okay so a guy held a door open and as I was walking I thought in my head ’ thanks mister attractive face” and then he giggled and I realized it wasN’T IN MY HEAD AND HE JUST KEPT GIGGLING LIKE A 5 YEAR OLD

vexarion: ifyoucarryonthisway: i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:27:24 -0400

vexarion:

ifyoucarryonthisway:

i need a job where i work one hour a week and i get paid a thousand dollars a minute

tuci-tuci553: lifewasted: templeofthebabes: project-alexithymia: skinnyliesandbloodylines: serra...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:27:14 -0400

tuci-tuci553:

lifewasted:

templeofthebabes:

project-alexithymia:

skinnyliesandbloodylines:

serrabloodsong:

empresspinto:

reactional:

religiousmom:

if you think I won’t wear the same bra for three weeks straight you are dead wrong

some girls change their bras daily?

How often are you supposed to change them? O_o

Wait…you’re supposed to own more than one?

Wait some people only own one bra?

Dude, have you seen how expensive bras are for a comfortable one?

whats a bra

where am i

Who are you?

mishasminions: snow-angel-castiel: aangnog: probend: PE is 5% exorcise and 95%...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 03:27:06 -0400

mishasminions:

snow-angel-castiel:

aangnog:

probend:

PE is 5% exorcise and 95% embarrassment

what kind of gym class do you have that exorcises their kids

YEAH IT’S REALLY EMBARRASSING WHEN YOU GET EXORCISED IN FRONT OF ALL YOUR FRIENDS